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27 year old girl. Edging towards real world. Stubborn. Falsely independent. Polish.
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There Goes My Towel
2004-07-22
�I was doing my pizza deliveries yesterday,� Bigfoot told me last night. �And at one house a young girl, about 23, opens the door in only her towel. She tells me she has no money for the pizza but has a tip for me. I said it was fine and handed her the box. She put it on the table and then suddenly her towel falls. She twirls around and says �Here�s your tip!� �Honestly people! Who does that anymore?! Truth is I have my own ways of persuading the delivery boys to hand me free food but if I ever attempted to pull of such a stunt, I have a feeling that unlike Bigfoot, the guy would barge into my house and take the opportunity I�ve shown him. And that�s just wrong.
Needless to say, that was the best tip Bigfoot ever received.