It Only Happens To Me

2003-11-24

Did you ever think that your life could become so bizarre that suddenly you began say to yourself, �These things only happen to me.� I think I�m heading for that point.

I�m feeling that I am the sole person who could accomplish going into a house filled with tons of strangers and end up leaving with the one boy who likes girls only 50% of the time.

As it turns out the previously mentioned Adam turned out to be bisexual.

That�s right. I am the only person who can accomplish that.