Consequences

2003-04-17

Today, my children, we shall learn the consequences of teenage drinking.

First consequences, after mixing wine and beer, this young lady threw up into the nearest garbage can before proceeding to pass out on the bed and look like a rag doll.

Second consequence, this young man found it challenging to fit into his girlfriends clothes. The challenge was won but the real prize was his fondness of the feeling. Any man who can fit into size 0 girl shorts should be banned from this earth. He added a little make up to spice his image up. It soon turned into a batman looking mask. And yes, he is proud of his buttocks.

Consequence number 3, another young man drinking in the company of ladies was turned into a woman, sort of. After adding a nice little rag to the head, he was ordered to give the ladies a Russian grandma dance. Needless to say he was flat on his face right after this picture was taken.

And finally, the 4th consequence. This young man was drunk enough to enter himself in a drag queen contest with dreams of winning. With that underwear and that lovely hair, he came in 3rd. What a shame. Another young dream squashed.

And that is all for the consequences of teenage drinking. Till next time. Please stay sober and avoid anyone with a camera. You just might end up on this page.