Winnie O'Pooh2003-03-17Happy St Patty's Day.Yesterday I went to the Disney store and saw Winnie the Pooh decked out in traditional Irish attire. "Is this Winnie O'Pooh?" I asked the guy at the register. "Who is Winnie O'Pooh?" "It's Winnie the Pooh's Irish cousin who drinks vast alcohol amounts and swears profoundly. He also hates English men." I explained. The humor in my analogy wasn't shared by the guy. So I took my business else where. You know, Winnie O'Pooh could be a great mascot for Ireland. Instead of craving for honey he goes looking for Guinness. All the while doing the jig. | |