Let's Rejoice

2003-08-08

1. Gooseberries, in my opinion the best berry of them all.

2. Blond, skinny, tall people. Those Europeans. Pshh.

3. White cheese, also the best cheese of them all.

4. Skinheads.

5. A lot of yogurt. One whole aisle in the store is dedicated to it.

Things you can�t find in Poland:

1. Highways. Apparently the one lane system suits everyone just fine.

2. A return policy on all items.

3. Any skin color other than white.

4. Snapple.

5. Me, as of now.

I�m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Be afraid. Be kind of afraid.