You Fool

2003-04-01

Seeing that today is April's Fool day, I would have played a lovely joke on everyone who reads this diary. Yet unfortunately my brain is fried from 3 hours of yoga (yes, you would think otherwise) and 2 hours of marine biology, so I cannot think of a clever way to joke. I probably would have done something along the lines of confessing that I am not really Joanna, the 19 year old female but Mark, a 45 year old man from Wichita, Kansas who is having a identity crisis. Then I figured people might actually believe me, which in itself is a scary thought. Or I just might offend those middle-aged males on diaryland who really do have an identity crisis. Andrew could be one of them. You know, why celebrate Aprilís Fool when Iím every monthís fool.